“You’ve Just Found the Worlds Most Comprehensive Course on Jamaican Language and Culture”

Even if you’ve never been to Jamaica, now you can learn its language, music, and culture from the comfort of your own home with our easy-to-use guide.

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  • Never guess another reggae lyric again…
  • Never feel lost in a conversation again…
  • Learn the best words to use in common social situations and ways you can truly fit in with Jamaican friends, family, and locals you haven’t even met yet…
  • Gain a deeper knowledge than ever before of Jamaican culture – from Rastafarian history and rare details about Bob Marley and much more

Dear Friend,

Do you want to know what reggae singers, Jamaican locals… and maybe even members of your own family are saying?

Do you find yourself struggling to follow Jamaican Patois? Do you want to become more familiar with… and even integrated into… the language and the culture?

Or do you just want to have fun with friends by dropping a few sayings here and there that everyone absolutely loves?

If you nodded your head “yes” to any of those questions, then I’ve got great news for you…

…so make sure to read through this letter carefully (since it’s probably your best shot at learning Patois—short of traveling to Jamaica!)

You see, whenever you hear a reggae or dancehall song…

Whenever you’re around friends or family from Jamaica…

You know they’re speaking Patois, that rich and beautiful dialect that is the heart of Jamaican culture…

…but you may not understand it as well as you’d like…or even at all!

Fortunately, I’ve created the most comprehensive guide on Earth for learning how to speak and understand Patois.

Imagine if you could…

  • Gain a deeper connection to the music—the reggae and dancehall that you love to sing along to.
  • Actually understand what you’re singing when you listen to your favorite songs…
  • Carry on conversations with locals and family members who speak Patois…
  • Discover Jamaican culture and music more deeply than you ever have before…
  • Experience a direct connection to the history and richness of Jamaican life…

…beginning immediately after you download the guide?

And who doesn’t want to experience the spiritual depth and mystery embodied by those most famous Jamaicans, the Rastas?

All without needing to spend your time and money traveling…

…or without spending hours upon hours searching on Google.

Well, that’s exactly what my guide, The Rastaman Vibration, lets you do.

You see, The Rastaman Vibration exists for one purpose, and one purpose alone…

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…to give you a complete guide to your
quest of learning the Jamaican language.

But don’t take my word for it…

Read What Others Are Saying About The Rastaman Vibration!

“Just wanted to write and say “thank you”. At first I was skeptical because as a Jamaican, a lot of people just do not get it right, but you have created a great resource for both native Jamaicans and people of all backgrounds interested in learning more about our culture. Respect!” – Kenmore H.

“I really did a good amount of research before ordering because I have tried other so-called Jamaican Patois books, but none of them were as complete as The Rastaman Vibration. I am absolutely amazed at how easy to read and understand the Jamaican language and culture are with your product.” – Sandrea B.

Let me let you in on a little secret. I actually prefer speaking Patois to regular English.

Why? Because nothing’s more expressive, and there’s no other language that allows me to say more with less. I think Matt Sanders, editor of the The Jamaican Vibration summed it up best when he said:

“Patois is a fast language without having
to say as much as normal English.”

And I want you to have that very same ability!

How would you like to carry on a conversation in Patois with a yardie (native Jamaican)? Or sing along with your favorite Reggae tunes, and know ALL the words?

It IS possible. And it’s far less difficult than you think.

The Rastaman Vibration is the one eBook and audio course that gives you everything you need to speak Jamaican right now.

In fact, you just might find yourself learning it faster
than you thought possible…

…just like our other satisfied students, who are now singing the praises of The Rastaman Vibration:

“Thank you so much. I ordered The Rastaman Vibration book, and I am way more than satisfied. I don’t know how you did it, but you have me speaking like a native Jamaican!!!”

“I bought the book as a gift, but ended up keeping it for myself. What a great product — Easy to understand and a quick read. I cannot believe how easy it was to learn to speak like a Jamaican. Thank you for this Ras!”

And the thing is, you won’t just learn the language. No way, mon! You’ll go way deeper than that.

Because you and I both know that if you don’t know the culture, the language doesn’t mean much of anything (and be careful of those other Patois books that focus only on the dialect!).

The Rastaman Vibration takes you deep into the story and history behind Jamaican culture, and gives you new insights into artists and how they’ve changed the face of music as we know it.

Whether you’re just learning Patois, or already know it, you’ll find everything you crave in this eBook and audio course. Here’s what another happy reader told me:

“hi Ras Zuke what a gwaan?? I’ve got the book today!!! me a just tek a likkle look dis morning…..it seems a right book! cool man! I’ll let u know how the reading go!
thank yuh bredda.” -Roberto C., Italy

And that, from an Italian! I love it! It works for everyone—regardless of your personal history and culture.

When you open up your copy of The Rastaman Vibration you will have access to secrets about Jamaican life that you can’t find anywhere else. Inside, you will feel the vibrations of Jamaica… and you’ll discover:

  • A revealing history of Jamaican culture that will give you a deeper understanding of its people…
  • The essential Rasta teachings on how to live a good life (pages 13-66)…
  • Bob Marley’s thoughts and beliefs, and what made him such a powerful and joyful person (pages 66-82)…
  • 27 full, highly-detailed language lessons that will have you speaking authentic Jamaican in no time (pages 124-194)…
  • The one letter of the alphabet that is your key to speaking and understanding Patois (page 126)…
  • How to master the sound and feeling of Patois (page 127)…
  • The phrase you need to know to easily make friends (page 138)…
  • The most powerful and useful word in Patois (page 141)…
  • Countless more words and phrases you can use in common situations…

And There’s More!!

You’ll also have a pronunciation guide to help you speak the words, with accompanying audios so you’ll know exactly how the words are supposed to sound.

But as you know, Jamaica is about much more than words. Reggae and Dancehall music is what makes the island’s heart beat. A True!

Reggae fan?

The Rastaman Vibration will take your appreciation of the music to unimaginable new heights. Listen to what these fans have to say about the book:

  • “As a life-long fan of reggae music and Jamaican culture, I want to thank SpeakJamaican.com and The Rastaman Vibration book for helping me better understand Jamaican Patois and Slang. I was always enjoying the rhythms, but now I am singing along to the songs and I have a much better grasp on the culture.”
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  • “My brother and I are longtime fans of Jamaican music. The Rastaman Vibration illustrates the culture through the language. It’s super comprehensive and now I even get more out of the music. Good movie recommendations too! Cris book, big up Ras!” -Colleen K., Canada

In the music section (pages 196-220), we give you the 411 on the influential artists of today’s reggae and dancehall scene. You’ll learn the stories and motivations behind artists like Sean Paul, Capleton, Beenie Man, Tanya Stevenson, Sizzla, Red Rat, Shabba Ranks, and many more.

Once you’ve read The Rastaman Vibration, you’ll be able to speak about a lot more than just Bob Marley with your Jamaican friends!

And you’ll also be able to…

Experience the Wisdom of the Rastas

Jamaica’s spiritual gift to the world, the Rastas offer both practical advice for how to live a good life, and mystical insights to inspire the soul.

In the 53 pages devoted to the history and essence of Rasta, you’ll learn:

  • The “Diet of the Living”, called I-tal…
  • How reggae, the “music of truth,” came to be…
  • The Word, Sound, and Power of Rasta, called Nyabinghi…
  • The key figures in Rasta, including His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie, Marcus Garvey, Leonard Howell, and Bob Marley…
  • Rasta codes of morality and speech…
  • The significance of dreadlocks and ganja…
  • And much more…

But do you know what’s most exciting about The Rastaman Vibration?

You can start right now—even if it’s 2am.

That’s right. You can start your Jamaican education immediately.

You don’t have to clear your schedule for weeks of vacation time, or pay hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for a flight to the island. You don’t need to wait for it to be shipped to your door or try to find it at the bookstore.

All you have to do is click on the button below, and since The Rastaman Vibration is now available in digital format, you’ll be able to start learning within seconds!

Plus, anyone can afford it.

For the most comprehensive guide to speaking Jamaican on Earth, that comes with audio companion guides and that we’ve spent hundreds of hours developing, you might expect us to put a hefty price tag on it.
Nuh worry bout it, mon!

Right now, we’re offering it for only $27.00. Which I’m sure you’ll agree is a reasonable price for how much enjoyment you’ll get from mastering Patois!

And just think—a plane ticket, hotel, and travel expenses would cost you at least $2,290.

And just to make sure you’re completely comfortable purchasing “The Rastaman Vibration” today, I’m offering you my personal…
moneyback

Oh, and there’s one thing I forgot to mention: you’ll be receiving much more than a digital book when you purchase “The Rastaman Vibration.” You’ll actually be able to…

…tap into a whole network of Jamaican events, products, and people.

I’ll shoot you occasional, customer-only newsletters and updates, so that you stay connected to Jamaican language and culture all the time!

As you can see, I’m totally committed to sharing the Jamaican language and culture with you. And I know you’ll be completely satisfied and thrilled with what I’ve created for you.

I look forward to getting to know you, my fellow friend and student of Jamaican culture. Just click on the button below to get started:

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Remember, with my full island guarantee, you’ve got nothing to lose. If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, simply return it back to us within 60 days and we will refund you for the full amount. In fact, the worst case scenario is that you learn the dialect and some wonderful facts that you never knew about before.

Doesn’t sound so bad, does it?

No mon!

Yours in truth,
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Ras Zuke

P.S. You’ll find the “full-immersion” piece on pages 82-120, where I share the movie script from Rockers and an interview with its producer, Patrick Hulsey. You won’t want to miss what he has to say about the original and best film on Jamaican Language and Culture.

Click here to order The Rastaman Vibration today.

P.P.S. I’ve been hearing from my mentors (and even my customers!) that I’m not charging enough for how much I’m giving. I guess that’s just how I am…sharing the love with everyone I know (and don’t know).

But sooner or later, I might listen to them and raise my price. So make sure you get this definitely-too-low price by ordering your guide today.